From: Making Light

I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin. How do this hapn? I just a kitty. Main job of catz are just 2B pritty! ('Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.) Course back in da old days catz was workin Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk... Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk! An bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin. U humanz r comin under r powr Uzin ur money to pamper n feed us, Learnin from websitez how much u need us. R clvr planz is comin to flower! Now mousie are safe in his tiny holz Nless u go catch him. I da boss. LOLz

The lolcat meme is a strange one for me in that at this point during the memetic lifecycle I am normally finished with and mildly annoyed by the previously interesting/cute/funny thing that has snowcloned it's way about the web. However, with lolcats, they seem to be growing more endearing and funnier the more I see them.

Strange that.

Updated: OK, one more and that's it. I swear. But this one was too good to pass up. Again, from Making Light, via the Ficlets Blog.

im in ur fridge eatin ur plums sorry they wuz delish